WTF THE FUCK JUST {HAPPENED|TOOK PLACE?

I just saw something so outrageous that my brain are officially fried. {Seriously|Damn it, I'm not even sure what to think. Did I {justimagine this? Or is here the reality truly going insane? This {whole thing|situation just feels like a terrible {dream|vision that I can't {wake up from|escape. What The Fuck Are You Spouting? Listen up, because